wat happened to your mobile?
i was trying to call you but i got this message
welcome to the jungle network
Da monkey you are trying to call is on tree please try later

In a intrvew, Manager: How do’s an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr…..
Manger shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhhhuurrrr dhhhuuup dhhuup dhup…

Hr laal rang RED ni hota
Hr murda DEAD ni hota
Kaisy kahoon pr yh he sach hy
Hr koi aap ke trah MAD ni hota
MAD bolay to

M-Mara
A-Attractive
D-Dost

Last niteee I coudnt sleep. I wanted ur warm against my skin. I wanted u on meeee.
I wanted to feeeel u alll over my body.. but I cudnt find U! Where did I put my PYJAMAZ?

People like U are found only once in a lifetime.
So U better take care of yourself because I don t want to waste another lifetime to find a such a SWEET Friend

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Friendship iz a world wide feeling dat every 1 sharez

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T.R.U.E friends r like mornings, u cnt hav thm tha whole day, bt u can be sure, thy ll b thr whn u wakeup tomorrow, next year and 4ever

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To live a life i need heartbeatand and to have heartbeat i need a heart, To hav heart i need happiness and to hav happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U Today Tomorrow and ALWAYS

Good night my very special friend, I pray u lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring u,Much love and happiness.
do not think of me…i m in ur eyez.

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Our Life Begins With Our Cry…
Our Life Ends With Others’ Cry…
Utilize This Gap & Laugh As Much As Psbl B/W Dese Cries!
KeepIng Alwayz!
Good Night

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4 A Nice Frnd Nice Night
4 A Sweet Frnd Sweet Night
4 A Loving Frnd Lovly Night
4 A Heartly Frnd Hertly Night
4 A Good Frnd “Good Night”

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At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS….Good Night!!!

O my Dear, forget your fear,
Let all your dreams b clear,
Nvr put tear, plz hear,
I want 2 tell one thing in your ear

Wishing U A Very Happy NEW YEAR

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Wishing u a fabulous 2009
with full of great achievements & experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting 2 b written

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B4 da golden sun sets,
2008’s calender iz destroyed,
& mobile networkz get jammed,
I wish you enjoy every moment in 2009

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I Wish in 2009
God gives u…
12 Month of Hapines,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Mins Luck,
3153600 Seconds Joy

Touch ur heart, close ur eyes, make a wish, say good nite, sky so wide, stars so bright, off the light, sleep tight
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the
twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d NIGHT!
I wish that God would hold u tight.
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I’m gonna wish u a wonderful Night!
Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjy ur time GOOD’NITE!

Life is made of small jumps over great obstacles. it’s in the courage of getting thru them that makes life
challenging & exciting.
Sometimes its dumb to be wise and sometimes its wise to be dumb. but more often than not, we are the
opposite of what it is wise to be.
The word Trust is d basis of all relatioas but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning. Like just a
missing ‘T’ can ‘RUST’ d relation!
if you ever want to succeed in your life:
“Be sweet as honey, Be regular as clock, Be fresh as rose, Be soft as tissue, and Be strong as rock.”
“stolen kisses are always sweetest”

13   ”Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave,
and impossible to forget”
Friendship quotes by G. Randolf

14   The language of friendship is not words but meaning
Author : Anonymous

15   We never realize the power of single human being until one comes along and conquers our heart
Author : Anonymous

16   True friendship is like sound health,
the value of it is seldom known until
it be lost. Friendship sayings by Charles Caleb Colton

17   Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything
Author : Muhammad Ali

18   Don’t do stuff just to be popular or for people to like you. Those people will not always be there for you, and you will regret what you said or did. The only people that will be there for you are the ones that loved you for who you were, not for whatever other people thought about you
Friendship quotes by Anonymous

8   I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. Teenage quotes by George Elliot

9   When you love someone all your saved-up
wishes start coming out. Author : Elizabeth Bowen

10   A million words couldn’t bring you back I know because I’ve tried, Neither could a million tears I know bacause I’ve cried. Author : Anonymous

11   A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Teenage sayings by Ingrid Bergman

12   You know you’re in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye. Author : Anonymous

13   I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I’m surrounded by angels, and I call them my best friends. Teenage quotes by Anonymous

14   Love is as much of an object as an obsession,
everybody wants it, everybody seeks it,
but few ever achieve it, those who do will
cherish it, be lost in it, and among all,
never… never forget it. Author : Curtis Judalet

10   What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork
Author : Pearl Bailey

11   Love and dignity cannot share the same abode
Short sayings by Ovid

12   In love there are two things: bodies and words
Author : Joyce Carol Oates

13   A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
Short quotes by Fr. Jerome Cummings

14   People who are sensible about love are incapable of it
Author : Douglas Yates

15   Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be
Author : Robert Browning

16   Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted
Short sayings by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow